Thinking of my Summer Bod

Soooooooo, its come to that time of year where I am feeling pretty crappy about myself and I neeeeed to lose weight. ONE... for the summer #bikinibod TWO... its my 21st in less than two months.

So how the hell am I going to do this, to lose a couple stone would be amazing! Skinny minnie me.

I only want to go to the gym, after losing a bit of weight first. flub jumping everywhere and being out of breath in the first minute is not attractive nor healthy.

First of all I am trying to eat healthy. I went to the supermarket last night, after work. My shopping list was:

• Brown rice
• Couscous 
• Onions
• Peppers
• Yoghurts (I forgot these)
• Chicken breast

I also had food at home to put with these.

Yesterday, the diet started, I don't eat crisps at all, and little chocolate, but I love food. I love to eat out, Nando's, Pizza Hut, TAKEAWAYS. ugh!! The list could go on all daaaaay. AND I HATE FRUIT. Give me as much veg as you like, but fruit is just something I hate. I like strawberries if they are lathered in cream and sugar, so I am opting to pass on those too.

What am I eating daily now then? Well it is a sin, and I know it is, but I cannot stomach breakfast. I am not a morning person. I have to be in work for 9am. I get up at 8.10am. I get up, shower, get ready, find clothes and voila... I am up and ready to leave the house for 8.35am. I cannot speak to anyone let alone sit and eat anything.

I get to work, have black coffee (yummm) then I ponder along my daily duties until its lunch time... yesterday and today I have had porridge at about 1pm. Filling, but tasteless.

A few more coffees later it is 5pm and home time! Time to think of what is for tea. Last night, I had rice, raw veg and chicken. I burnt the rice (yeah and you thought that was impossible), it was one big slab of brown hardness. Lovely! Oh and I can still taste the onion in my mouth right now... and the chicken was dry and boring.

PLEASE CAN YOU HELP MEEEEEE??!!

Tonight I plan to eat Couscous with veg and tuna. Good oui?

I need some imagination, I need help. Also, if anyone has good home exercises that would be great. I dont have room to do a fitness DVD, so simple exercises would be appreciated!

THANK YOU!!!

Jodi x

Yay for me!

Only just figured out how to add myself as an author, so it doesn't just say Jodi is posting, YAY!

This may seem insignificant, but I'm so proud of myself right now, haha!

loveyoubye

Laura x

25 Pointless Jodi Facts

1. I have many nicknames; Jodes, Dodi, 2 in 1 Kong (haha!)
2. I share my birthday with Renee Zellweger, 25th April.
3. If I was a boy, Mum would of called me Nial, thank goodness I have lady bits.
4. I LOVE JAGER! This was until I realized just how many calories were in ONE Jagerbomb... approx 400! Disgusting.
5. Talking of Jager I once did 3 pints of it (5 Jagerbombs in each pint glass) safe to say I remember little of that night.
6. Alcohol makes me sick, be it one sip or one liter bottle of gin.
7. I can name the planets in order closest to the sun. Science bof.
8. I'm one of the most moodiest people on earth, I like my own way, and it has to be now. I cant help this, one thing makes my mood flip instantly. It can be funny.
9. I went to uni in 2010 to do Sociology, I quit in 6 months and thought, great dead end job forever. Then I fell lucky...
10. I now work in an Estate Agents, LOVE!
11. This is one of my favorite numbers, 11!
12. Us Shropshire lasses have the most similar accent to the Queen, lucky us! Although I have often been told I have a southern accent. 
13. Beyonce is my ultimate girl crush! <3 
14. Drake is my number one! I went to see him in Manchester last year, he is the bomb.
15. I hate the cinema, well not really hate... but it is sooooo boring, and sitting for hours without talking, IMPOSSIBLE!
16. I like to cry, a lot. I'm a self confessed drama queen. I cry at films (few have been watched at the cinema) I relate things to my life far to easily and I weep. Titanic being the main culprit.
17. I passed my driving test in 2009 with no minors, yes I am amazing.
18. I now drive a Fiat 500, I named her Fanny.
19. I have two dogs, aww Dorothy and Martha (no matter what Laura say she loves them)
20. I have been to see Westlife 6 times. I am a fan and am not embarrassed. Why did they split?
21. I love money. I spend what I dont have, and I really do not care. Life is one thing, to live and be happy, money makes me happy.
22. My best subject through out school and college was Geography.
23. I'm a massive kid with a love for all thing Disney.
24. Laura and I drink practically every weekend, ugh our poor little livers.
25. ITS PANCAKE DAY!!!!!

Love,

Jodi xx

A bit about us. Well, me.

Hi guys!

Just thought I should introduce myself, so here's 25 facts about me.
1. Full name's Laura Amy Jones.
2. I don't even like gin. Hate the stuff, it's all about vodka for me. But Jodi wears the trousers and we wouldn't have it any other way.
3. I dropped my Iphone in my wheelie bin today.
4. I don't do injuries by halves. It's either a full on blood bath when I fall over (which is a regular occurrence) or nothing. At the moment, I have a bruise the size of a side plate on my knee.
5. I live in Oswestry, near Jodi, but live in Chester through the week 'cause of uni.
6. Oh yeh, I'm at uni. In my third year, studying Psychology. I'm not that good at it though.
7. I have a large number of bags that I don't like to use because I love them too much, so they just sit in my wardrobe.
8. I drink far too much. Don't really know my limits. Or is it that i just don't have any limits, 'cause I never have to say "nah, I've had enough"?
9. I swear far too fucking much. Sorry if this offends you. Hmmee.
10. I once spent the night in A&E 'cause I was so drunk I fell down a huge flight of stairs and knocked myself out. Not my proudest moment.
11. Me and Jodi once fell asleep touching noses, giggling and holding hands, aren't we cute. Vom.
12. I will always say "me and Jodi" even though I know this is wrong, and it should in fact be "Jodi and I".
13. Number 11 sounds so gay, we are not lesbians, just best friends.
14. We are two of six best friends, and the greatest group of people you will ever be privileged enough to meet, in my opinion.
15. I love diet coke in a can.
16. I hate diet coke in a bottle.
17. Jodi was once sick on the floor in the toilets in a nightclub, then on her face, and when I tried to help her, I slipped in the sick.
18. I was once so hungover, I was violently sick into a mixing bowl in Jodi's car whilst she was trying to eat her maccies. It didn't stop her finishing it.
19. We have a lot of sick stories.
20. I make cow noises when I'm sick.
21. I'm not really a fan of animals, except Jodi's dogs, and even they push it sometimes.
22. We tried to go sledging last month, but couldn't find the sledges, so took body boards. They are really not meant for the snow. Safe to say no sledging occurred.
23. We have very similar tattoos, and I think they're on the same wrist. This was by accident, and I did not copy Jodi, no matter what my mum says.
24. My mum's called Lorraine, so we call her quiche, and Jodi is like an adopted daughter to her.
25. We aren't the sharpest tool in the draw, but we could be the funniest. Once you've got to know us, I hope you agree!

We're posting a video every weekend, so watch this space!

loveyoubye

Laura x

And so it begins...

Hello everyone,

Thank you for taking the time to check this out, and for joining us on our new adventure of... BLOGGING!

We, Jodi and Laura, are entering this together. Two minds are better than one, right?!

So, we are just two ladies (who lack a little class at times) that wish to share our life with you. We drink, we eat, we swear, we party, we come home early hours and wake up with a bad head! We do everything you should be doing at twenty... and soon to be twenty one.

Above, that's us! Jodi (the blonde) and Laura (the brunette).

WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING UP UNTIL NOW?

For years we have both portrayed our lives through other social networks that everyone has! Time for something a little different we thought.

To get to know us whilst we are still figuring this blogging culture out, follow us on Instagram and Twitter.

Jodi

Twitter : https://twitter.com/JodiLouiseW
Instagram: http://instagram.com/jodilouisew

Laura
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LauraAmyJones
Instagram: http://instagram.com/lauraamyjones/